benefits of being my boyfriend
- you get to touch the booty
- you get to touch the booty in public
- you get to touch the booty in bed
- you get to touch the booty upside down
- you get to touch the booty sideways
- you get to touch the booty
(Source: cholas-go-to-sk00l-too)
One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.
Thank you for this post…
this is awesome.
(Source: photograpwhore)
High-res
The wait is almost over. Pre-order my new album #TAGG on @itunesmusic http://smarturl.it/KellyRTAGGDlxExiT
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
