May 2013
31 posts
supersaiyan-twerkmaster:
benefits of being my boyfriend
you get to touch the booty
you get to touch the booty in public
you get to touch the booty in bed
you get to touch the booty upside down
you get to touch the booty sideways
you get to touch the booty
riding your man like
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
Reblog if you're a Black Girl with Natural Hair!
time-to-be-natural:
I just want to know how many of us there are!
April 2013
77 posts
joyeuxnoelle:
wildwoman:
M2spookykat:
“what are you doing today”
nothing really
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
you misunderstand
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
Me to my mom
me and everyone
paper-planes-and-toy-trains:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
“That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If...”
– Charles Bukowski (via littlemiss)
