supersaiyan-twerkmaster: benefits of being my boyfriend you get to touch the booty you get to touch the booty in public you get to touch the booty in bed you get to touch the booty upside down you get to touch the booty sideways you get to touch the booty
riding your man like
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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time-to-be-natural: I just want to know how many of us there are!
joyeuxnoelle: wildwoman: M2spookykat: “what are you doing today” nothing really “ok great so you can help me with this-“ no no no you misunderstand i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing Me to my mom me and everyone
paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away
That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If...– Charles Bukowski (via littlemiss)